Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

**Rogue**

Parody of Mezmerize
Apologies to System of a Down.
Written in light of the recent CSR incident with the nodes.
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Why don't you ask the kids at Creston Heights square,
Were exploits the reason why they were there?
They just slammed us, kicked us, banned us,
Rose our fury and ALL CAPPED us.

And I'm just sitting with my goggles,
waiting for my...

She's running missions completely nowhere near,
Her ban came as swiftly as those who were there.
They just spammed us, kicked us, banned us,
Broke our trust and made us **bleep** them.

And I'm just sitting with my goggles,
waiting for my ban.

I'm just sitting with my goggles,
waiting for my ban.

------Musical Interlude-----

I'm just sitting with my goggles,
waiting for my ban.

I'm just sitting with my goggles,
waiting for my ban.

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Dragn-Mastyr

I take this moment to correct RogueA on System of a Down (which I don't get to do much). It's actually Hypnotize, not Mezmerize.

But nonetheless, a GREAT parody, and an apt statement on events.

**weaselgrrl**

Very nice!

**weaselgrrl**

Rise, my zombie thread... RISE!!!!

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Winter of 2K4
(Apologies to Bryan Adam's Summer of '69)
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I got my Beta trial code
Got it late in 2k4
Played it till my fingers bled
It was the winter of 2k4

Me and some folks world-wide
Had a faction, we tried real hard
Many quit, many went offline
I shoulda known we'd never get far

Oh when I look back now
The Beta seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days spent online

Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got some code to do
Spent evenin's down at the hardlines
Tabor, and Stamos, too

Standin' round the booth at Mara
You told me Beta'd last forever
Oh and when we Data-Mined,
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days spent online

Back in the winter of 2k4

Man we were fighting lag
We had 'Fu and Coding
We needed more red frags
I guess nothin' can last forever - forever, no

And now the times are changin'
Radio Free Zion's come and gone
Sometimes when I jack my old loadouts
I hit the buttons and wonder what went wrong

Standin' round the booth at Mara
You told me Beta'd last forever
Oh and when we Data-Mined,
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days spent online

Back in the winter of 2k4

**weaselgrrl**

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the Children are so delightful
So if you've nowhere to go
Join the Code
Join the Code
Join the Code.....

Necromancy, FTW....

**weaselgrrl**

BUMP

Looks like I will have to come up with a few new songs or rehash some of the old ones for the End Of Days...

**NavMatrix** · 06/08/2009 22:54:02

RP Pains!
I sit at Tabor Park West all day
RP Pains!
It's the thing that MxO has raped
RP Pains!
LESIG attempts to keep us entertained
RP Pains!
But Vector likes to PvP all day
RP Pains!
I look around and wonder where it went
RP Pains!
No longer live so now they're Dead Events
RP Pains!
Makes the most use out of System Chat
RP Pains!
Slash "E" is what we do use for that
RP Pains!
Stories best told when they're not rehearsed
RP Pains!
But must be done by July 31st
RP Pains!
How do we end all the stories quick?
RP Pains!
And try to make the most sense out of it

RP Pains!
Say it publicly and you're insane
RP Pains!
Takes real guts to do it anyway
RP Pains!
Say it publicly and you're insane
RP Pains!
Takes real guts to do it anyway

RP Pains!
Someone dies and it's a mystery
RP Pains!
Complex lines like Algorithm B.
RP Pains!
The answers we seek are real hard to find
RP Pains!
So we leave the Ishtar II behind
RP Pains!
Tranta and Bloodlust begin to fight
RP Pains!
But then they might make love during the night
RP Pains!
Nothing I have said is making sense
RP Pains!
I'll RP until the Matrix ends.

*I move away from MxO to PvP