Matrix Song Parodies - 4th Generation

**weaselgrrl**

(Yes, I like '80's music. Why do you ask? SMILEY

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"99 Red Code Frags"

Apologies to Nena

You and I at a little gun shop

buy a bunch of pistols with the $Info we've got

Decomp them at the break of dawn

'Til one by one, they were gone

The analyzers at the hardline

Flash the message, "You ain't got one"

Floating in the darkened sky

99 red code frags go by.

99 red code frags, floating in the darkened sky

Panic bells, it's red alert

There're sometimes frags on Exile shells

Operative skills spring to view

Loading up all our Kung Fu

I throw a glance o_ver at you

As 99 red code frags go through.

99 3-chevron mobs, 99 ex-Exile blobs

To worry, worry, super-scurry

Call the red pills out in a hurry

This is what we've waited for

This is it boys, this is war

The operator's on the line

As 99 red code frags go by.

99 mobs I have slagged

In every one, a red code frag

It's all over and I'm standin' pretty

In the dust of Megacity

If I could find a souvenier

Just to prove the code was here.

And here it is, a red code frag

I think of you and start to code....

**weaselgrrl**

A new one, to break up the summer repeats. SMILEY

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Born To Code

(Apologies to Bruce Springsteen)

In the day we sweat it out on the streets made of runaway data streams

At night we stride through Mansen Park Exiles while fighting the Machines

Sprung from hovers into Camon Heights,

Chrome-wheeled, fuel-injected and jumping out over the lights

Baby, this town rips the bones from your back

It’s a death trap, it’s a suicide rap

We gotta get out before we're old

RedPills like us, baby we were born to Code....

Trin, let me in, I wanna be your friend

I want to decompile your visions

Upload your frags at the hardline booth

And I'll fire up my code engine

Together we could decompile

We’ll code till we drop, baby we’ll never go back

Will you Tap with me out on the wire

`cause baby I’m just a Spy and Data Miner

But I gotta find out how it feels

I want us to compile, girl, I want to know what's code and what's real

Beyond the hardlines, hover-powered drones scream down the boulevard

The girls code their clothes and sunglass mirrors

And the boys try to look so hard

And Tabor Park rises bold and stark

Kids are huddled by the 'Cube in a mist

I wanna die with you Trin on the streets tonight

In an everlasting kiss

The hardline's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive

Everybody’s reconstructing tonight but there’s no place left to hide

Together Trin, we will live with the sadness

I’ll love you with all the madness in my code

Ohhhhhhhhh

Someday girl I don’t know when, we’re gonna get to that place

Where we really want to go and we’ll walk in the sun

'Till then, RedPills like us, baby we were born to code....

THE RED PLACID

Smashing song!!!

**weaselgrrl**

Node Goggles At Night

Apologies to Corey Hart

Thanks to [CotC] PsyCh0tiK

I wear my node goggles at night

so I can

so I can

Watch the streams then tap your data lines.

And I wear my node goggles at night

so I can

so I can

Keep track of code streams in my eyes.

With, Agents tracking me

It cuts my security.

Have they got control of me? - I turn to them and say

. . .

Don't sneak attack the data spy

oh no.

Don't PvP with the data spy

oh no

I can't believe it!

You got it made with the data spy

oh no.

And I wear my node goggles at night

so I can

so i can

Forget my name while bluepills dream their dreams

And I wear my node goggles at night

so I can.

so I can.

See the code that's right before my eyes.

With Mervs deceiving me

And Machine 'Security'

No one's got control of me

I turn to them and say

. . .

Don't sneak attack the data spy

oh no.

Don't PvP with the data spy

oh no

I can't believe it!

You got it made with the data spy

oh no.

**weaselgrrl**

Secret Agent Man

Apologies to Johnny Rivers

Inspired by the number Agents at the end of Beta

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There are machines who live a life of danger

To everyone they meet, they stay a stranger

With every move they make

Another 'Zion' shakes

Odds are they won't live to see tomorrow

Secret agent man, secret agent man

They've given you a number

And taken away your name

Beware of pretty RSIs you find

A pretty face can hide an evil mind

Don't let the wrong word slip

While kissing 'female' lips

The odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

-= Chorus =-

Walking the Uriah Piers one day

Lying in a Stamos alley next day

Be careful where you stay

Or Agents come your way

Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow

-= Chorus =-

Chasing down an Exile up in Dannah

Or staking out a hardline down in Mara

The duelists there don't care

About your sunglassed stare

Odds are they won't live to see tomorrow

**weaselgrrl**

Inspired by getting Disco'ed many times last night.

(Disco'ed = Disconnected)

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Stayin' Online

(Apologies to the Bee Gees)

Well, you can tell by the way I don't chat back,

I'm a coding man, no time to hack.

Music's loud and hardline's warm.

I've been stuck in pods since I was born.

And now it's all right, it's O.K.

And you can P.V.P. all day.

We can try to understand

The Matrix effect upon a man.

Whether you're a hacker

Or whether you're a coder,

You're stayin' online, stayin' online.

Megacity's breakin'

And Tabor Park is shakin'

And we're stayin' online, stayin' online.

Ah, ha, ha, ha,

stayin' online.

stayin' online.

Ah, ha, ha, ha,

stayin' online.

Well now, I get code and I get bits

And if I can't get either I throw a fit

Got streams of data in my shoes

I'm a codin' man and I just can't lose.

You know it's all right, it's O.K.

I'll live to code another day.

We can try to understand

The Matrix effect upon a man.

Whether you're a hacker

Or whether you're a coder,

You're stayin' online, stayin' online.

Megacity's breakin'

And Tabor Park is shakin'

And we're stayin' online, stayin' online.

Ah, ha, ha, ha,

stayin' online.

stayin' online.

Ah, ha, ha, ha,

stayin' online.

Agents are out there.

Somebody help me.

Somebody help me, yeah.

Agents are out there.

Somebody help me, yeah.

Stayin' Online....

Sykin

Some great stuff here... I would like to contribute not with a well
known song but, rather, a song from another video game... Silent Hill
4. While I found the game lacking, the music was still great as it is
with all Silent Hill games. Anyways, the song is named 'Cradel of
Forest'... Apologies to Akira Yamaoka.

Cradel of Mara

There deep,

Deep at the Mara site

I am A.F.K.

They fight

Interlocked hand to hand

Just like M.A.'s like to do

Their spies

What are they sneaking for

Troll's Hide on everyone

Their Stun

Starting to hit some noobs

Without any Viral D

Spam

Spam until they die

Duelists appear

Right before my eyes

Spies

Bulldog all the time

Hard to evade

Devastation Fields

Now

See the n00bs begging

Sakura bands

Can I get an operative sub

Mission with me until I'm level 5

Listening to Awakened Radio

Left your flag up accidently

You'll get owned by many zergs who like to gank

Again

See how I'm A.F.K.

Dance naked around me

Their toons

Look at them jerk around

They could be grinding to 50

Spam

Spam until they die

Duelists appear

Right before my eyes

Spies

Bulldog all the time

Hard to evade

Devastation Fields

Now

See the n00bs begging

Sakura bands

Can I get an operative sub

Mission with me until I'm level 5

Listening to Awakened Radio

Left your flag up accidently

You'll get owned by many zergs who like to gank

Now

See the n00bs begging

Sakura bands

Can I get an operative sub

Mission with me until I'm level 5

Listening to Awakened Radio

Left your flag up accidently

You'll get owned by many zergs who like to gank

Now

See the n00bs begging

Sakura bands

Can I get an operative sub

Mission with me until I'm level 5

Listening to Awakened Radio

Left your flag up accidently

You'll get owned by many zergs who like to gank

**weaselgrrl**

Nice. Even if I am not familiar with the songs, these lyrics make good reading.

Maybe I should start a Matrix Haiku thread....

Hrmmmmm.... SMILEY

Dema451

*claps* Bravo Weasel! Stayin' online, stayin' online...even when you crash! :smileytongue:

**weaselgrrl**

Revenge

(With Apologies to The Go-Gos, Vacation)

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Can't seem to get far a-way from you

It seems like you have nothin' to do

Now I am away

I wish I'd stayed

Somewhere's a hard line that you...won't... be... at...

When you PVPed me, I should've run

But I thought it was all just for fun

I see I was wrong

And I'm not so strong

I should've known all along that Stuns... would... kill...

A hacker loadout?

Thought I'd forget?

Two weeks of stalking and I

Finally Sneak-Attacked you to death!

CHORUS

Revenge is

All I ever wanted

Revenge I

Had to get away

Revenge is

Best when served up cold

A hacker loadout?

Thought I'd forget?

Two weeks of stalking and I

Finally Sneak Attacked you to death!

CHORUS

**weaselgrrl**

Agents Just Want To Have Fun

(Apologies to Cyndi Lauper, Girls Just Want To Have Fun)

We roam streets, around midnight

You Redpills know you have to run for your lives

Oracle, dear, we're not the fortunate ones

And Agents, we want to have fun

Oh Agents, just want to have fun

The phone rings in the middle of the night

Your operator tells you "go and run for your life!"

Oh Tankie dear, you know I still have my gun

Agents, we want to have fun

We Agents, just want to have

That's all we really want

Some fun

When the working day is done

And Agents, they want to have fun

Oh Agents, just want to have fun

The Humans took a beautiful world

And hide it away under greasy cloud swirls

We want to be the ones all powered by sun

And Agents, we want to have fun

We Agents, just want to have

That's all we really want

Some fun

When the working day is done

Agents, they want to have fun

Oh Agents just want to have fun

They want to have fun,

They want to have fun....

**wwWizard2k**

I kinda wrote a Matrix parody once... I posted it in the Vector forums.

It's really long, and I don't know if you'd count it as a song, due to a lack of chorus and spoken word style. I won't report it here, but I'll post a link to the forum thread.

Use Evade Combat - A Parody of "Wear Sunscreen"

http://mxoboards.station.sony.com/matrix/board/message?board.id=vectorgeneral&message.id=2504

HiLiter

I'm back again and again another first draft

Killing the Programme

(Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park)

Agent consume
Tearing apart my soul
He’s picking me apart again
You all assume
That I have escaped doom
[Unless I risk my neck again]

I don't want to be the One
I think I never choose
'Cause inside I realize
I'm the one being used

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why they have to scheme
I don't know how he saturates
Or why his face’s so mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm killing that programme
Tonight

I have no cure
Confused by all the doors
I try to catch my breath again
I hurt much more
Than anytime before
Witness resurrection again

I'll do you a deal
Please stop us getting killed!!!
I'll never fight again

And this is how it ends

Hope u enjoy and are inspired lol

MasProtech

Ok this is my first attempt but if youll listen to the
song it pretty much goes with the whole matrix theme without changing
much of anything.

Sung to the tune of Metallica's One

I can remember everything
I Can tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I feel this pain
This F%$^&&%^ machine is holding me

Now that the war is through with me
I'm waking up, and I can see
That theres not much left of me
Nothing is real but Zion now

Hyperjump as I aim for a hardline
Oh please Neo save me

Back in the Matrix it's much to real
Mob boss loot that I must steal
But can't hack this boss to reveal
The loot he hides inside of him

Slid through the tube that released me
Just like Neo I can see
Tied to machines that make me be
Cut this life off from me

Hyperjump as I aim for a hardline
Oh please Neo save me

Now the world is gone I'm the One
Oh Neo help me
Hold my breath as I fight till death
Oh please Neo help me

Machines imprisoning me
All that I see
Absolute horror
I cannot live
I cannot die
Trapped in my pod
This pod my holding cell

Machines have taken my sight
Taken my wife
Taken my children
Taken my life
Taken my reason
Taken my soul
Left me with a life in hell

**weaselgrrl**

Happy Holidays, Redpills!

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Rudolph the Rednosed Redpill

Had some very shiny code

And if you ever saw it

You would even say it glowed

All of the other Redpills

Used to laugh and call him lame

They never let poor Rudolph

Join in their PVP Games

Then one day at Mara C

Walrus came to say

Rudolph with your code so bright

Won't you hack with me tonight?

Then all the Redpills loved him

As they shouted out with glee

Rudolph the Rednosed Redpill

You'll always be a big N00-B!